It's GAME DAY here in the South. It may be GAME DAY somewhere else in the world, too, but I don't care about that. I'm just happy to have a game to attend tonight somewhere in the middle of Georgia.
It involves a team from upstate South Carolina and a team from eastern Alabama. I don't want to spoil it for you.
So why a turtle? Well, we canceled our subscription to the Montgomery Advertiser earlier this week. Until that moment, I had received a newspaper daily since May 1994. It was a sad moment until I realized that newspapers are like turtles -- they change directions slowly, wallow in dirt and honestly believe they're the best animal out there.
We all know the anteater is way better. YOU ALL ARE WITH ME, RIGHT?
If it's good enough for UC-Irvine, it's good enough for me.
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. If you keep grinding, you can rise above the tomfoolery and become a better
Pass the ants, people. Slurp, slurp, pass. xoxoxo
PHOTO CREDIT: Me. San Diego Zoo, June 2008